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001〚✖〛video / action for new bark town

Hello, good people of Johto!

[A black-haired boy, no older than 13, gives a short wave at the screen.]

While suddenly being trapped in a Midgardian video game itself warrants plenty of questions, which I'm sure will get answered in time--

[He gets interrupted by a loud] Bliiiitz!

Shush, you. [He returns his attention to the screen.] Like I was going to say before my new friend here interrupted me, I have a far more important question. Do these devices have access to the Internet?

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Then you'll fit in just fine with all of the other idiots here!

Okay. Where to start...? Well, for starters, you're in the world of Pokemon. The region we're currently in is called Johto and the Pokemon you received is your starter and partner. He, she, or it will be your primary means of protection and advancement in this world, regardless of whether or not you're a trainer or a breeder. At least, until you catch some new Pokemon or purchase some eggs from a breeder or the Breeding Center.

Are you following me so far?

... I guess that'd depend on what you'd call 'best'.

_{[YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TEN, PLEASE DON'T SAY 'PORN'.]}

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N... No, I don't think there are. And I've been all over and seen plenty of movies that could have used them...

Just another day, if I'm to be honest here. The whole "trapped" thing is new, but there's hardly any point in getting upset over it. It won't change anything.

I might as well have fun! It certainly beats shoveling goat dung.

Well, if you're going by that standard, then I suppose nearly anything would be an improvement...

If you broadcast it to as many people as possible and call it a 'blog', then yes, to my understanding.

[Is he talking about the cut-off comment about Midgard? That's all Harry can think of, unless this kid's just a clinical paranoiac.]

.....
So. "Midgardian video game", huh?

But then it's not behind their backs.

[Maybe a bit of both. Or he's just talking out of his ass. Either works. He shrugs. It's not important!]

Aye. That's what this is, isn't it? I've never played any of them them, but they seem to be popular with many of the humans of the Internet.

It is, trust me.

[Normally, it would be unwise to do so, but for this... Well, you can definitely trust him on this.]

[He nods. He probably heard a some of that from Professor Elm already, but hey he did ask.]

Aye. It's not difficult to follow.

There needs to be a god all the other gods can blame when things go wrong, right? [In a forced deep voice.] "Behold! Someone stole the cookie from the jar of baked goods. It must be the work of that nefarious mischief maker, Loki!"

[He nods.]

That would do it, I guess.

I get it, though it does seem a bit dumb. You can't be the only one causing mischief. Even if you do preside over.

The free films [Not porn.] and the pictures of cats with the textual captions and many other things.

Of course. And since it sounds as though you hardly have any pressing matters to see to back home, I imagine you'll rather enjoy yourself here.

It's for everyone.

_{[WHEW. Her faith in the world remains (somewhat) intact.]}

--Well, pretty sure you'll still be able to find goofy cat macros.

... They'll just be, y'know, cat Pokemon and not... regular cats.

Okay. I mentioned Pokemon are your means of advancement in this world. There are eight gyms in Johto and eight gyms in the newly opened Kanto region for a total of sixteen gyms in all. Trainers, breeders -- anyone who has Pokemon can go to these gyms and challenge the leaders for the coveted badges. If you beat the gym leaders, you also get a special TM and HM with moves you can't get anywhere else and often a good bit of money. Some of these moves, like Fly and Surf, really come in handy.

You can also buy TMs at the Goldenrod Department Store, but not the same ones you get from beating the gym leaders. It's incentive, I suppose.

If you've got this, I'll explain the Gear in detail and also how to catch Pokemon, if you don't already know that.

Human logic.

[Said with a big, fond grin that's only half-sarcastic.]

From what I've gathered, it's at least a pretty good representation of one. They managed to get the bizarre pseudo-logic down pat, if nothing else.

Pretty sure it's not an actual video game. Unless someone managed to seriously magic-proof computers like no one before.

[A tall, happy-looking man waves back, grinning.]

Hey there.~

'See you're familiar with Johto?

Hardly! Hardly anything is for everyone, and this ballet is no exception.

Somewhat! I heard about it on the Internet. Well, that and I paid attention.

The internet? [He was never told about that. He says it with a smile though, in the 'tell me more about this and I'll always listen to you forever' way... if that's even noticeable to anyone but creepy otherpeople.]

No? [Color him surprised.] Then unless I can come up with something incredibly clever to once again save the day, it looks like we're marooned.

At least it doesn't seem that bad.

... Can the bird pokemon not fly beforehand?

[Asking the important questions.]

But you have my thanks! [He smiles.] I don't think explanation on those matters will be necessary. I'm infamous for being a quick study, after all.

Excellent. I've never fit in anywhere before! [Well, it's true.]

But that's enough about me. I presume you're Incredibly evil and trying to take over the world or something like that?

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