[Oh, Crow knows the pain. He knows it so well. And to prove that, he has a Murkrow sitting on his shoulder and nibbling on one of his earrings right in this very moment.]

Murkrow problems, huh? Well, let me tell ya something. I've had this guy here for over two years and in my experience, there's only one answer to your question.

[Dramatic pause.]

Nope. They just do what they want.